Be sure to add us to yer contacts and sign up fer our newsletter and we’ll send ya jokes, events info and specials/coupons. Then, because the hole was pretty small and my man’s penis is so so big just giant omg, i was able to slip it just over the tip. If it didn’t work, at least i wouldn’t lose a good doughnut in the process. Enter the words from the box above with spaces between the words. If the last sentence is surprising to you, it’s probably because you’ve never lovingly stuck a doughnut on your partner’s penis.
Dick that throw.
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